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CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.


TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Ha!
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


OPINIONS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: opinions shouldn t change your life
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:33 pm
Without his face, he's SlenderMan with hair.
M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012, 4:02 am
Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:52 pm

Excellent, Sir Mor!~~


TATTOOS -


TAGS: you should see his p********
Rating: 4.84/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:35 pm
Pretty sure that's one of those temporary tattoos we got out of the prize machine as kids.


MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.


TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Ph**o of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose


THANK YOU MY LOVE -


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!


DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB -




HE'S SMILING - This should scare you


TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm
lol...cool


WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain


TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




LIFE CHOICES -


TAGS: shoulda woulda coulda
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cubbybear - October 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
I can imagine they sting a little...LOL!


IMMORTALITY - It always sounds fun at first until THIS guy shows up at your party


TAGS: the tv show should ve had kurgan win at the end
Rating: 3.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
Highlander references!


DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...


TAGS: f***tard should move to canada or just die
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:15 am
that movie is pretty insulting to americans
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 3:03 pm
Sniff sniff, throws away my copy of the movie. Sniff sniff, snort, whine moan . . . crap, now I SOUND like michael moore. d***.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:57 am
Wrote, directed and produced it! Didn't see that coming...other then the cameo he made.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:45 am
*sigh* so depressing
MO - August 24, 2009, 10:40 am
Google it...
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Please say this is some sort of sick joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
I didn't need to know that. 5 disappointed lions.


GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*




CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




Skinny Dip -




Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


GOD -


TAGS: there should be a bounty on evangelists
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Museum Donators? MustyK Imitators? Master Debaters? Mischief Makers? Lee Majors?
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 12:38 pm
Bazinga!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
Good call fishy!
Fishy - February 19, 2010, 12:29 pm
wonder if that last spot that's open should be "Motifakers"
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, at least you can provide your own light! :)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Nothing im not used to i am a flourecent mofo and have burnt all my life. Thats why i where clown make up now and live in the sewers
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:38 am
Sounds like a Party! Of course, us drunkards are going to burn like roman candles!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey i think a good chunk of the motifam will be there. So at least we will have some good company!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:34 am
d***, I'm going to hell...
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:33 am
Aww shiot how did i miss it, i cheated and zoomed in and it says Muff Divers!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:32 am
Yeah, MustyK Feelers.
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Doesn't it say MustyK?
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:27 am
Hey, faceplant, I'm pretty sure you're right, now that I look at it. But it's a fun game! Mush delaters.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:25 am
"But if I go to hell / well then I hope I burn well."
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:24 am
Y'all might wanna go get your eyes checked! ROR! j/k
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Musk Breathers?
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Music idolaters, i think , maybe. Don't know. These people deserve a good swift kick to the face if you ask me.
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:22 am
The last one: "Most Realtors"? I can't tell for sure.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:19 am
What does the last one say? So far I've got ten on that list... LoL
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:18 am
Perfect Sicko!!!!!!!! 5L


BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?


TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?


RIGHTEOUS REQUEST -


TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L


HEAD AND SHOULDERS -


TAGS: how do you give shoulders
Rating: 3.14/5

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culos - March 1, 2011, 5:36 am
for ****-heads I guess


L33T -




CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day assignment it shouldnt take 2 hours to grocery shop
Rating: 4.45/5

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Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:20 pm
Yea i am its ugly but i was rushing when i did it and didn't really care. I will probably change it when i get around to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:13 pm
Must have been an ugly mail man.....are you aware that there's an address in your .Gif Faceplant?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Amsome, everyone always said i looked like the mail man!


DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE -


TAGS: doing impossible shouldn t interrupt
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 8, 2013, 3:23 am

Never much for Voyager. TNG and DS9 were more my style. Also like Enterprise, but the theme song was awful, and the whole 'time war' led to constant Quantum Leap jokes.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:13 am
"Impossible is a word that humans use too often" Seven of Nine
bigsouthfork - January 7, 2013, 9:00 pm
They should keep their mouths shut and get the camera rolling. The smart ones profit off the dumb people's pain!


BE YOURSELF -


TAGS: i shouldn t have to tell motifakers this
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:15 am
Can't see any fake and like the message very much. 5!
DreMagnum - January 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
Again you are judging posters based purely on the pictures? What the hell, you are seriously the dumbest person on this site
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:31 pm
I know half the pictures are fake - I give the well done fakes 5s - the lame ones (like this one) get 1s. Trust me - I know the difference between a well done fake and a poor one
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:47 pm
Well said sickartist, very nice.
sickartist - January 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
Welcome to Motifake, Goatse. Jump right in and make more friends.
DreMagnum - January 23, 2010, 5:37 pm
Goat,you seriously just gave this a one because you think the pic is fake? Half the pics on this site are fake. You are the dumbest person on the interwebs sir, go away.
TheGoat - January 23, 2010, 5:34 pm
I gave this a 1L since it was so obviously unpacked from the cellophane and re-packaged
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
5 ChaChings!!


DESTINATION MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding v*****, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5


RE-PRODUCEMAN - Cute Kid! Looks just like the Father! But on a serious note, I'm not paying child support.


TAGS: you should get a dna test done first thing
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
HAHAHAH!! uncanny...
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, you know, it just happens. It all started with me pooping on Bovee's lawn.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:36 am
Jeebus jake, u r a s**t! First pir now pro! When will the seed sewing stop man!


GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


Day of Orange -




NEED A MIRACLE? - Want to get money from GoldenPalace.com? Then make and sell your OWN Jesus Grilled Cheese! Call now and get FREE shipping!




WHAT THE HELL? - We all thought you said there would be posters here?


TAGS: maybe next time you should call first
Rating: 3.82/5

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Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Eh **** happens pro, BTW 5 Multi colored push pins for u
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 5:45 pm
Aaahhh!!! That second question mark was NOT intentional. F*ck!


THIS ISN'T BAD... - You should have seen him alphabetizing his Alpha-bits!


TAGS: you should have seen him alphabetizing his alpha bits
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - May 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Hey kid, like to do some coding?
Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:20 pm
I always had trouble with that, mainly because I had to figure out which ones were Ns and which ones were Zs.


MOVE ON SEEDLING -




BEATIFUL DAY -




MOTIFAKE NOOBS -


TAGS: it should be made compulsory for them to eat here before they start posting
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:37 pm
Starters: decomposing eyeballs and teeth to add some *crunch* Main course: Brains, Rare, maybe Medium-Rare with some maggot sauce Dessert: rotten skin with a moldy mixture of stomach fluids topped with a light sprinkling of hair mmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy


GANG SIGNS -


TAGS: its too late but we still should anyway ok
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
What, we're having bread!!! I Fing love bread. Corn bread, and honey oat bread. Still doesnt know how that is related to the poster, but hey, whatever floats your boat
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 3:52 pm
This is what happens when everyone is allowed to bread
Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:39 pm
Oh I get you for that aggy! For months now dude, months! Well two months, anyway, not four.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
All of a sudden they're too young to watch you do that, Sean?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 5:25 pm
I see....said the blind man
Sean - June 22, 2009, 5:18 pm
I black boxed her eyes due to her age.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 1:08 am
Little dingy? Now who's being racist?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 12:12 am
I was walk'n down the whole white/black black/white thingy, or is that the ship that's a little dingy.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 12:01 am
Cuz she cullah blind!
BoneCD - June 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
I just wonder...why are the whites of her eyes blacked out
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 10:53 pm
Rollin' down the street, smokin' mom's Newports, sippin' on Capri Sun... with my mind on my Prius and my Prius on my mind.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
I know! My parents are white. They're unitentionally hilarious. Except when they insist that I am not adopted. That's a terrible thing for them to say.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
White people are funny.


BAD ALIBI - Somehow I don't think that one light beer you drank will be sufficient cover


TAGS: august challenge beer dinner should be ready at 6
Rating: 3/5

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Cam - August 30, 2009, 4:18 am
He's using the Mel Gibson excuse.


BALLOONS -




YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA -


TAGS: should ve named him rover
Rating: 2.87/5

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Airman - November 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
it's always good to pad your basement now and then.. cracks develop ya know. :-)


A QUICK DIP IN THE WATER? - Chernobyl harbor isn't too crowded




BAD PERSON - I know I shouldn't be contributing to this tunnel, but I just have to!


TAGS: i know i shouldn t be contributing to a this tunnel
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bands - December 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Bad Landing Wheels Up!
Amaterasu - September 13, 2008, 5:25 pm
BAD QUESTION: Do you know how to land this thing?
madmark - September 13, 2008, 2:04 pm
BAD EYESIGHT icant read the first one now


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: skull and cross bones should have used this for pirate day
Rating: 2.6/5

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Zed - October 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
Hair Pie!
bOB cHIN - October 8, 2009, 12:59 pm
Pirate Pie


WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.


TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
SALLY THOUGHT THE DAY WAS GOING GREAT, UNTIL ONE LIL FORK REMINDED HER SHE FORGOT TO PUT HIM IN THE DISHWASHER LAST NIGHT
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin p****es... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed


Happy happy happy, yes I'm happy happy happy -


TAGS: shoulda read the fine print
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2017, 10:15 am
Amen brother, UP yours


What A Deal -




Bellicose -


TAGS: your mother should ride it
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2016, 3:40 am
nice and a UP yours


Low, -


TAGS: should have gotta white bronco
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2015, 7:41 pm
Careful! Sometimes they charge when they're wounded!


k-9 OFFICER DRIVING -




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